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Meme Master Paine

Meme Master Paine

"Memes offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the annunciation of truth."
Major General Burnside

Major General Burnside

"There are two types of people in this universe; those who can meme, and those who cannot."

With only 105 days left until Halloween, merchants have already begun to Pounce™ on the two latest meme crazes by combining mockery of Jill Biden’s racist comparison of hispanics to tacos with comedian …

Following Elon Musk’s recent announcement of his intended acquisition of Twitter for $44 billion, the eccentric billionaire flew back to his native Africa to hold a mock funeral for Truth Social. Held in …

Immediately after being sworn in as the newest Justice on the Supreme Court, Ketanji Brown Jackson was awarded an honorary biology degree from her alma mater, Harvard. The move comes after an embarrassing …

Universal’s upcoming movie about the war in Ukraine, Mein Kyiv, has finally found its star. Wanting to keep the role as true to life as possible, the studio decided to cast notorious crisis-actor …

In a brave show of solidarity, the U.S Ambassador to the United Nations announced on Monday a new proposal for a weapons exchange program aimed at Ukraine. The program would allow for any …

The Senate narrowly passed a bill on Monday that criminalizes snitching on hate hoaxes and makes it punishable by hanging from the nearest tree. It sailed through the House of Representatives last month, …

Despite being another great American success story, Chef Boyardee has become the target of a cancel campaign. Triggered by the caricature logo of a successful white man—Hector Boiardi—almost as badly as they were …

Following Ted Cruz’s controversial comments that the peaceful police-guided tour on January 6—a classic example of Americans exercising their First Amendment right to petition the government for a redress of their grievances—was actually …

As part of Mars Global’s attempt to pander to the gullible—and highly profitable—woke crowd, the company is accused in a class-action lawsuit of stealthily producing M&M’s with broken or misshapen peanuts in the …